NASTY VIDEO A great thing happened to me today I bought myself a V C R Now I can watch at home in comfort No need to go to the cinema I wont be bothered now by the censors Lord Harlech won't get a slice of the cake Now I'll watch what I want to watch And Mary Whitehouse can jump in a lake Hire yourself a nasty video Why be boring and run of the mill Driller, killer, chainsaw chiller Give the wife and kids a thrill Hey, what's that that you've got over there? My weekend video films of course A ten year old girl is raped and killed How would you feel if that child was yours? I don't care; I can't wait to get it home I'm dying to see this tape I've just got to have another fix Of murder, blood and multiple rape I won't be troubled now by my conscience Cause I know I've done nothing wrong I'm going to hire some hard -core porn And tell the kids to bring their friends along Hire yourself a nasty video Why be boring and run of the mill Driller, killer, chainsaw chiller Give the wife and kids a thrill I know you'll never feel any shame Cause evils eaten away at your heart And you're longing now just to restart And satisfy your crazy dreams With images on a T.V.screen You're living a life of ill perversion Have you never heard that real conversion? Can purify your heart All I wants my nasty video I can't do without it for a day It lives at the centre of my life Now my wife and kids have left and gone away I wish I didn't need this video Its grip on my life is causing concern I've got no doubt I can't do without Can you tell me now which way to turn NASTY VIDEO - CURSE OF MY LIFE NASTY VIDEO - CURSE OF MY LIFE NASTY VIDEO - CURSE OF MY LIFE